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Controversial full-birth abortion to be attempted

October 13, 2011
By Marco Flavas
Controversial full-birth abortion to be attempted

LAWRENCE, KS – Woman to undergo a controversial full-birth abortion in an attempt to separate from her 38 year-old son. Protesters clashed and violence erupted as Alice Shoemaker exited the Lawrence Health Planned Parenthood center on Tuesday morning. Shoemaker, who was shielded from the media and anti-abortion protestors by her boyfriend Sergio Lima, declined...

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Scientists discover worms doing the worm

October 13, 2011
By Marco Flavas
Scientists discover worms doing the worm

An article in the current issue of Science magazine announced the discovery of breakdancing worms. The article, which appears in this month’s issue of Science, Vol 328, Issue 5986, describes a discovery made by scientists working at the Temasek Life Sciences Laboratory in Singapore...

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Little League baseball coach faces legal action for misunderstanding of the word hustle

October 13, 2011
By Marco Flavas
Little League baseball coach faces legal action for misunderstanding of the word hustle

OAKLAND, CA – A local Little League baseball coach may face charges of contributing to the delinquency of a minor for his use of the word hustle. When Glen Albright told his players to ‘hustle’ during a pre-game warm-up he probably had little idea...

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Americans keeping more of their stuff in their butt

September 28, 2011
By Marco Flavas

PORTLAND, OR – The increasing rate of incarceration in the U.S. has had an unexpected influence on the way Americans hold on to their important personal items. When Josh Santiago wished to pay for his morning cup of coffee on Monday he did not...

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Ross Perot attacked while shopping for bargains

September 28, 2011
By Marco Flavas
Ross Perot attacked while shopping for bargains

TERRELL, TX – Noted businessman and former presidential candidate Ross Perot was attacked by a man armed with baked goods Wednesday morning while shopping in a Dallas suburban outlet store. As billionaire Ross Perot rifled through a bin of pastel cardigans he did not...

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