REDDING, CA – Local and state police were called in to break up a massive brawl involving both students and faculty members at Shasta High School on Friday. The school’s administrators required police intervention when a fight that had broken out over the correct usage and definition of the dash, hyphen and minus sign...
SACRAMENTO CA – In a move anticipating the passage of an upcoming ballot measure to allow for the legalization of marijuana growth, use and possession in California, Governor Schwarzenegger tapped former businessman, Kerry Killinger to become the state’s new legal drug czar on Tuesday. As the state’s legal drug czar, Killinger will head the...
RIVERSIDE, CA – Local resident is discovered to have never made a statement without first prefacing it. While at his job as hiring manager of a local retail chain on Tuesday, authorities discovered that 42 year old Albert Munoz has never made a statement in his life without first saying, ‘What I’m thinking is,’...
SALINAS, CA – Last night while walking home from his job as a foreman at a local warehouse distribution center Alex Lahey stepped in poo. The incident took place at 10:48 PM Saturday night and local police were called to the scene. “I was walking along and then all of the sudden it was...
MALIBU, CA – On Monday legendary screen villain Darth Vader announced that he is seeking to become California’s next governor. Vader, who will face a tough June primary against fellow republicans Meg Whitman and Steve Poizner, believes that his extensive history of bureaucratic service will allow him to solve many of the state’s troubling...
After enjoying several years as the color of choice for businesses and politicians who wished to represent themselves or their agenda as environmentally conscious, green may have a new challenger as the most important color. In a backlash against green’s popularity, many activists and artists have begun labeling themselves as orange. Citing oranges’s position...
WASHINGTON D.C. – President Obama shocked political insiders on Thursday when he announced that he had selected Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis to take the seat of retiring Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens. When asked about his decision to nominate the maverick professional football team owner, Obama cited Davis’ love of the color...
