LAWRENCE, KS – Woman to undergo a controversial full-birth abortion in an attempt to separate from her 38 year-old son. Protesters clashed and violence erupted as Alice Shoemaker exited the Lawrence Health Planned Parenthood center on Tuesday morning. Shoemaker, who was shielded from the media and anti-abortion protestors by her boyfriend Sergio Lima, declined...
PORTLAND, OR – The increasing rate of incarceration in the U.S. has had an unexpected influence on the way Americans hold on to their important personal items. When Josh Santiago wished to pay for his morning cup of coffee on Monday he did not reach into the back pocket of his worn blue jeans...
TERRELL, TX – Noted businessman and former presidential candidate Ross Perot was attacked by a man armed with baked goods Wednesday morning while shopping in a Dallas suburban outlet store. As billionaire Ross Perot rifled through a bin of pastel cardigans he did not take time to notice the approaching 39 year old Donald...
SACRAMENTO CA – In a move anticipating the passage of an upcoming ballot measure to allow for the legalization of marijuana growth, use and possession in California, Governor Schwarzenegger tapped former businessman, Kerry Killinger to become the state’s new legal drug czar on Tuesday. As the state’s legal drug czar, Killinger will head the...
MALIBU, CA – On Monday legendary screen villain Darth Vader announced that he is seeking to become California’s next governor. Vader, who will face a tough June primary against fellow republicans Meg Whitman and Steve Poizner, believes that his extensive history of bureaucratic service will allow him to solve many of the state’s troubling...
WASHINGTON D.C. – President Obama shocked political insiders on Thursday when he announced that he had selected Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis to take the seat of retiring Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens. When asked about his decision to nominate the maverick professional football team owner, Obama cited Davis’ love of the color...
