OAKLAND, CA – A local Little League baseball coach may face charges of contributing to the delinquency of a minor for his use of the word hustle. When Glen Albright told his players to ‘hustle’ during a pre-game warm-up he probably had little idea that one of his players would take is instructions so...
REDDING, CA – Local and state police were called in to break up a massive brawl involving both students and faculty members at Shasta High School on Friday. The school’s administrators required police intervention when a fight that had broken out over the correct usage and definition of the dash, hyphen and minus sign...
RIVERSIDE, CA – Local resident is discovered to have never made a statement without first prefacing it. While at his job as hiring manager of a local retail chain on Tuesday, authorities discovered that 42 year old Albert Munoz has never made a statement in his life without first saying, ‘What I’m thinking is,’...
SALINAS, CA – Last night while walking home from his job as a foreman at a local warehouse distribution center Alex Lahey stepped in poo. The incident took place at 10:48 PM Saturday night and local police were called to the scene. “I was walking along and then all of the sudden it was...
After enjoying several years as the color of choice for businesses and politicians who wished to represent themselves or their agenda as environmentally conscious, green may have a new challenger as the most important color. In a backlash against green’s popularity, many activists and artists have begun labeling themselves as orange. Citing oranges’s position...
